dayported

A word for when the video media management system Dayport (owned by Entriq, formerly known as Irdeto) fails to perform adequately. This can include behavior such as,but not limited to:

-Crashes
-Data Loss
-Encoding Errors
-UI Glitches Or Omissions
-Process Hangups
-Incompatability With Common Browsers

"Hang on, let me log back in. I just got Dayported."

by WebNewsMan December 21, 2009

Dayspraxia

When you wake up thinking it's Saturday but it's only Tuesday or some other shitty day.

Thought it was Saturday when I woke up but I have to go to work, ugh fucking Dayspraxia.

by iJayo December 19, 2017

Dayumn

Its the same as damn, but you pronounce the sound of the "Y". You usually say it after something dramatic happens or when some gnarly stuff goes down. The word "son" is put after it lots of times so it makes it sound more buttery.

*some dude dumps his girlfriend*
random on-looker" DAYUMN SON!

*a rapper throws down a sick rhyme"
everyone: DAYUMN NIGGAZ!

by IndieRockerHiggins July 30, 2009

Dauphin

A small town full of rebels running wild. Also known as "Dirty Dirty" or "D-Town". Where the rednecks outnumber the gangsters and everyone got your back. The firemen are handsome as shit...well some of them, scenery is beautiful, food is great(except Hardee's) and the booze is endless! One might also rip some lips or shoot some tail.

"Where are you from?"
"Dauphin, where everyone's like family and we all know Scott Lesh"

by MooseKnuckleSandwich August 8, 2016

dauphyo

A white kid who attempts to compensate for his lack of culture by fancifully adopting the hip-hop lifestyle.

"Check out this dauphyo trying to act all ghetto."

by Rowland December 15, 2003

GOD DAYUM!

Harrison's favorite expression when he's surprised or pissed. Or both. It depends on his mood.

Brian:hey Harrison i just got laid...

Harrison GOD DAYUM!

by harrison ambrosio January 12, 2009

Dayummmmmtrisha

Dayummmmmtrisha is a very large and equally as ghetto organism. She is a cross between Antoine Dodson, a dinosaur, Precious, and the Who You Finna Try lady. She is a diurnal creature, and spends her days dougie'ing in the black section of the Student Center. She is known to attract Tyroneasaurus, an equally as large and ghetto organism who is described as a larger version of Biggie Smalls. Her diet consists of KFC Chicken and Purple Kool-Aid. If encountered, it is advised to back away slowly and not look her in the eyes. She will fucking rip out your weave.

Austin: Look out! Dayummmmmtrisha is coming!
Dayummmmmtrisha: Yo bitchez! Get outta my way! I want my KFC!

by assassinistafashionista July 25, 2011