Danville

A relatively large and wealthy town, about 40 minutes east of San Fransisco. Often referred to as the Danville Bubble, because its unlike most of the surrounding area. Over 40,000 inhabitants, roughly 13 of them are black. A town where literally everyone drives with their headlights on, night or day, rain or shine; many may not even know how to turn their headlights off. One of the preppiest places on earth, but the majority think they are pretty hardcore because of their "jerking" dancing abilities, cars that were nice 10 years ago, use of the word "hella" in every sentence and ability to not try in school and get good grades. There are two highschools that hate each other's guts, for the sole reason that they were best friends when they went to middle school together middle school. Roughly 45% of the females in the school are cheerleaders, and about 75% of the males are "jocks" (Although by the way, being on the Quidditch team does NOT qualify you as an athlete!). Many of the girls act like total skanks, but TONS are in relationships for years and dont have sex. Also, a disproportional number of Mormons and wanna-be christians conclude this unique town, with more strange traditions than you would ever believe.

Bro, why are your eyes hella blind today?
Dude! I just drove through Danville and was blinded by all the headlights.

by asdgdsfhjdkjlghlfjfgj March 6, 2010

snoop deville

1965 Cadillac Coupe DeVille convertible with wire wheels and custom pinstriping with a "Snoop DeVille" logo, as featured in the 50 Cent video "P.I.M.P (G-Mix)", and driven by Snoop Doggy Dogg in the video to transport his ho's to the P.I.M.P. Headquarters.

D-oh-double-G rolled up to the mansion in his Snoop Deville and let his bitches out.

by Occupant Ilied Industries January 13, 2004

Danville NH

Tiny town in south eastern New Hampshire with one road in, one road out. There is one set of lights, approximately 11 streetlights, and a gas station. However, the gas station does have ice cream, pizza, and a general store... so they don't totally live in the dark. The town had an epidemic a few centuries ago killing off many of the residents. Since then, its been built back up with transplants mostly from Methuen. Really. Ask the neighbors. Chances are they are from Methuen too.

Danville is super-quiet and with only two cop cars... if they are parked behind the station, chances of getting pulled over on the way home are pretty slim.

Danville NH is teeny tiny and has virtually no business.

by Chalet May 3, 2008

Da Ville

the city of Louisville in Kentucky... da is the equivelent to THE and ville is the equivillint to LOUISVILLE... so u get DA VILLE

I rep da ville fa life, ya heard

by ~Nay~ April 17, 2006

danville

A small city in south central....Virginia, that is. Population 48,411 and steadily declining, as shown by the US Census Bureau. Danville's main exports are textiles, tires, syphilis, and babies born to high school mamas.

Danville is a melting pot of diversity. There are many ethnic groups in Danville, including: Illegal Immigrants, Emo Kids, Holy Rollers, Trailer Urchins, Stereotypical Southern Rednecks, Wannabe Gangstas, White Wannabe Gangstas, and Burnouts.

There are only about 4 high schools in the Danville/Southern Pittsylvania County area, and it's quite possible to determine which high school any given teen attends just by looking at them.

Bottom line, Danville is an anagram for "evil land."

When a town didn't get its first Starbucks until 2007, you know it's a cesspool of economic retardation...such as Danville.

by JTizzly April 22, 2007

Danville, VA

Danville, VA is a place that used to be known for its wonderful textile industry. Now that is gone, it pretty much has nothing left except high uneducation and unemployment rates. Also, be warned upon entering Danville, of the extremly high STD rate. Stupidity is common here. Logical reasoning is not taught within the city limits, and it really wouldn't matter if it were. Bad driving is normal. If you encounter a good driver on the streets of Danville, you should realize, they are obviously not from Danville. We are pretty sure they are selling licences at the Old Dutch (grocery store) now. There really isn't much going on in this place. For instance, they built a bypass around the city, and it is more interesting than the city itself. Teenagers hang out on Riverside Dr. (in the parking lot of shopping centers, right next to the only bowling alley) on weekends as an alternative to staying at home. On any given Friday night, there are four things to do, and three of them involve going to one of the local county's high school football games. Danville is filled with redneck hicks and ghetto fabulous peps. Just to give you one last feel of how smart this town is, lets go with this example: the science museum and the train station are located in the same building...smh. Thankfully this city is located right on the VA and NC border so at any given time in Danville, you are in the perfect position to get the hell out!

*watching fender bender from across the road*
Guy: "hey, does it take every cop and rescue person in this city to respond to a fender bender that didn't leave damage on either car?"
Girl: "yeap, welcome to Danville, VA!"
Guy: "count, with me! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 guys standin around with their hands in their pockets!"
Girl: "yeap, seriously, you're not from round' here are you? head south, you'll hit NC soon! thanks for visiting."

by 10buzz11chip October 4, 2010

Deville

A car that is successful with the ladies. I just wish I had mine because I can't go out with chicks without it.

My 1964 Cadillac Coupe Deville's grill looks like a human's face

The 1959 Cadillac Coupe Deville was the best of all time

by Lowrider1964 June 30, 2009