david carradine

When you masturbate while chocking yourself.

I am going home and gonna pull a David Carradine

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

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David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

by visene July 16, 2008

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David Childress

Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.

"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"

by Darthroy Hoganspot October 2, 2011

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Mark David Chapman

The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)

VIVA LE LENNON!!!

Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.

by Sarajane August 1, 2004

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