by Irunwithscissors June 06, 2006
The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!
Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"
Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"
Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"
Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
by If i die, it was David who killed me October 24, 2007
In cockney rhyming slang, meaning "Blowy" i.e. Windy
Far fetched I know...but then again I'm not a cockney...
Far fetched I know...but then again I'm not a cockney...
by Marku April 28, 2005
Some gimpy "rock" singer who looks like a fetus in drag.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.
by Loz Cook November 06, 2005
by LOLMAN2456 March 24, 2008
Really overrated rock star with a gay voice and really shitty music. Listen to some real rock like... oh wait rock is gay. METAL BIATCH! \m/\m/
by ROFLWAFFLE November 10, 2005
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