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DavesPinkyFinger

DavesPinkyFinger is an extremely…”concerning” tiktoker. Honestly, I’m pretty worried for him.
REALLY worried.
“DavesPinkyFinger just ate 10 bowls of frootloops!! AGAIN!!!”
by Theonewndonlyamy May 22, 2022
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Diversity hire

In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.
Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."
by The Man Guy Dude May 14, 2023
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Diversity hire

Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice
My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay
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diversity

Anyone other than a white guy.
Person 1: The dean says our campus needs diversity.
Person 2: Oh, you mean less white males?
by andrew parker March 31, 2008
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kara danvers

The dorky, awkward, beautiful and supergay main character of CW's Supergirl and Supergirl's alter ego played by Melissa Benoist. She's Lena Luthor's girlfriend and one of the most perfect characters on earth when the writers aren't shitty, lack of creativity or write something that actually makes sense.

Fun fact: Kara always gets even more awkward and than normal when she's with Lena. There's no heterosexual explanation for that, therefore, supercorp is real.
Person 1: What do you think of Melissa Benoist as Kara Danvers in Supergirl?
Person 2: She's perfect. A real gay dork.
by queenluthor December 10, 2017
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Going to daves house

Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."
Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.

Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .
by Coolbreeze8500 May 15, 2015
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davesport

That one Day shift at freddys ship you didn't think was canon, but it is.
Person 1: Hey did you know davesport was canon
Person 2: Hol' up what the fuc-
by EEEEEErrrrgggggggggreqgtfr September 22, 2021
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