Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

dissertate

Refers to the process of researching and writing a dissertation. Used in place of similar descriptors, such as writing or studying, in order to emphasize the great scope and magnitude of the work taking place. Often used by graduate students to describe their work schedule.

Clarissa said she cannot attend the party because she needs to dissertate. For years it seems the only thing she has done is dissertate, and yet she still hasn't finished her PhD.

by ldowning August 11, 2009

dosser

A useless mismanaged WBC heavyweight champion who talks shit and hasnt beaten anybody noteworthy in his entire career

You're getting knocked the fuck out you useless dosser

by noobiwan March 1, 2019

dessertable

A food item or combination thereof suitable for enjoying after a meal.

That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!

by Caveman111 December 28, 2011

Dessert Envy

Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.

Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.

by Egls July 24, 2015

Dosser

The title given to American professional

boxer Deontay Wilder by heavyweight boxer Tyson Fury.

Look it up in the urban dictionary, what is a dosser? It will tell you Deontay Wilder

by Emmalc89 July 18, 2019

Dosser

Dosser is the current American Boxing world Champion who has a spaghetti hoop legs and would have been in obscurity until The Gypsy King came back and shed some light on him

Deontay Wilder is the big Dosser

by Reddin October 13, 2019