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darren

the worst person you could ever meet. a super sweet and good looking guy when you first meet him, but then once you get to your senses you realize how much of an ugly fat asshole he is. he also probably has a skinny dick.
rose: darren is such a dick
heather: i know and he has a skinny dick
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darren

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darren

a really tall and dark but weird kid.
Jay: Yo darren is pretty tall and really weird, he probably likes guys.
DaVon: Facts.
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darren

darren (noun, verb, adjective, proper name. public figure)

noun
1. connoisseur of culture or exotic things
2. one who is of good health
3. theologian
4. ham

"John is the most experienced guy I know, a true darren."

verb
1. to sing
2. to serve
3. to correct

"If you keep falling short, I may be forced to darren you into shape."

adverb
1. charismatic
2. magnetic
3. persuasive

"Paul is a real man's man, and he is darren good with the ladies!"

adjective
1. loud
2. bright
3. strong

"That furniture arrangement is nice, but I prefer a darren couch."

proper name
1. vocal prodigy
2. center of attention
3. successful

"If I have a kid, I'm going to name him something that gives him a fighting chance in life... I got it! We'll call him Darren!"

Darren is also the name of a public figure. Here are some famous quotes:

"I know I'm amazing, what can I say?" - Darren

"You just wish you were as cool as me." - Darren

"Hey, when you've got it, you've got it." - Darren

"I wish I was a...woman." - Darren

"I need someone who can tame this savage beast." - Darren

"People know me." - Darren
A good example of Darren is the prince from the movie Enchanted.
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i saw a darren in the store and he ate me like cake.
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Darren

Darren’s don’t seem to last long. If you ever meet a Darren, don’t let go of them. They always put others ahead of themselves and have a low key, great sense of humor. They will always make time to hang out with you no matter when. Darren’s are a package. Make sure you don’t let go to a Darren.
darren is so sweet. I wish I was dating him.
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Darren

A guy with a really nice ass. Darren always has a big juicy booty.
Damn! Did you see Darren’s ass? Thicc af”
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