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Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!
by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018
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Danelis

Danelis is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.

She is very kind and caring.

Usually short with brown hair, but still very pretty.

Loves all animals and always tries to make her friends happy even when she's down.

She is definitely someone you would want to be your best friend.

Don't ever doubt her, she'll always be there, but make sure to treat her right.

Very sweet and shy at first, but energetic and crazy with her friends.

Even though she's not that popular, she doesn't care because she's popular in her own group.
I wish I was Danelis's friend, she's awesome.
by thewalrusperson June 6, 2013
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dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much
I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls
by ste w October 30, 2013
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Dangling Pineapple Pizza

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.
Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014
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danglin' diner

That chick could not handle my portion of my danglin' diner,due to it's massiveness.
by EH of HB November 26, 2007
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Dangling disco biscuit

this occurs when a man hovers over a woman laying at the edge of the bed. The meat is then dangled towards the eager mouth. Finally u drop the disco biscuit in said mouth. Thus executing a text book dangling disco biscuit.
Tylers mom was laying on the beachchair which gave me the perfect opportunity to hit her wit the dangling disco biscuit
by TitsHemmingway February 22, 2011
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Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".
We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".
by pugwamp April 9, 2009
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