A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.
Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
by X-phoid January 29, 2022
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Dabloons are a form of currency, such as Bobux or Zabloing. One Dabloon would cost around 100$, 50$ less than 1 Bobux and 50$ more than 1 Zabloing, thus making it the superior currency and you'd surely get more chicks on your dicks than Bobux would give.
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