Pass those daffodils or I'll pass out at the wheel. There's still 200 miles until we get to Burning Man.
by rainbow coma February 6, 2009
Get the daffodilsmug. The sweet smell of a stripper's ass/pussy area. This aroma is usually mixed in with a slight hint of crusty old dollar bills, but normally the sweeter scent is the dominant bouquet.
"Jenna" leaned over to an adjacent customer, so I leaned in and took a hefty whiff of the sweet daffodils only millimeters from my nose; I then proceded to the VIP room with her and received three song's worth of dry humping and cockteasing.
by OrrFace May 4, 2006
Get the daffodilsmug. Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.
Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.
by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008
Get the Daffodilsmug. a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.
by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005
Get the daffodil punchermug. 1.When a girl doesn't shave her va jj for many weeks
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.
2. Letting a forest grow on the ladies lower region.
After playing tetter tot with Juan's rental, Dee decided to give everybody in the parking lot a show by exposing her va jj. She didn't realize it was a Tarantula on a Daffodil day.....and was later embarassed.
by Johnny Small Hands September 13, 2012
Get the Tarantula on a Daffodilmug. by DickFlex December 20, 2018
Get the Daffodil sharkmug. To inherit this lovely property, Jane had sent her devoted Pappy push daffodils.
You either accept my terms, or I'll have you push daffodils.
You either accept my terms, or I'll have you push daffodils.
by Captain Vito October 28, 2017
Get the push daffodilsmug.