Dadaism

expressing the principles of Dada art movement--absurdity, non-sequitor like actions

The band Gwar uses Dadaism as a vehicle for musical expression.

by el jefe October 1, 2003

dawtism

A very rare and particularly unique form of autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive guitar use, to the point of fetishization,

always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.

1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"

by fartmunch69 July 1, 2017

dadaism

An art movement in Europe ( 1916-1924) that evolved into surrealism

read up.

by christopher January 20, 2004

Daltism

A new religion, founded in 2013 by Dalton M, Daltism is a religion based around the teachings and fundamental beliefs of Dalton M. Followers of Daltism, or Daltists, are usually quiet until aroused, somber until angered, and kind until distraught. The Book of Dalton is available for pre order on amazon.com, and all those interested in Daltism should contact the International Center for the Information on Daltism and Daltist Services based in Madison, Wi on the east side business district.

What it is, what it ain't.

I'm a god.

Last minute party bro.

You know you want a shot of everclear bro.

What a four.

Bitches be squirtin' at my name.

Ooooo!
What it do what it don't.

Im gonna make you a fag.

*all quotes from Dalton M, the founder of Daltism.

by Swave November 29, 2013

Dadaism

Something pretentious wankers claim knowledge of to appear intelligent.

"Dadaism truly encaptulates mans struggle for identity"
"Maybe so, but I just asked where the toilet is."

by luke October 4, 2003

Dadism

The funny/drunken things your dad might say. Generally nonsensical.

Dadism: "there's no such thing as too many roast potatoes. I could eat 12!"

by alexisrgrs January 9, 2012

Dadism

A pseudo religion propagating the virtues of fatherhood.

Coined by Carl Benjamin, pseudonym Sargon of Akkad, who refers to "the book of Dadism" or "Dadism 101" when speaking about important life lessons that should commonly be taught to sons by their fathers.

by GeekWitt August 11, 2022