Dad Dick

1) only after years of intense training amd experience a man has mastered the art of sex.
2) going through 2nd puberty, a man's penis has gained more girth.

Accomplishing both, not just one, will give a man the status of having a "dad dick."
"Girl, the guy who took me home had some dad dick on him."
by MrClydesdale March 29, 2018
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Dad Dick

Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.
Look at that dudes fat hog. He must be a father.

Dad dicks are just bigger. It’s science
by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019
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To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."
by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021
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dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.
boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome
by skibby1337 January 30, 2024
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