Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.
It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.
Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.
Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.
Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!
by Crew Wolfy October 7, 2011
Get the Douchecanoe mug.it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.
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Get the ass douchecanoe mug.n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.
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1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012
Get the douchecanoe mug.A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.
by Satan333 August 1, 2019
Get the DoucheCanoeFuckNugget mug.First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
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