D.A.D.

Acronym: Dried Anal Discharge

Sklitch when it's removed from the anal area. Sometimes the removal requires a chisel. see also sklitch

"My sklitch was itching so bad that I had to scrape it off. Now that we have some D.A.D.; wanna smoke it?"

by TheDogg April 18, 2006

D.A.D

One who is a Dirty Ass Diddler.

Dude, I can't believe you gave Luke a blumpkin, You're such a D.A.D

by Porostosky August 21, 2007

D.A.D

Drunk And Desperate. A text message sent to an easy going area code chic who's always ready to take what's on the menu.

Mark: Hey man, been sippin up whole day, lets go look for some gimme girls.

Luke: Yeah cuh, I just sent Suvvy a D.A.D text and she's like hell yeh c'mon over :D

by Meshberg December 3, 2010

D.A.D

A glorious occasion were marijuana is smoked throughout the day.

What'd you do today?

D.A.D

by don juan1 December 25, 2007

D.A.D.

Acronym; "Dark Armed Dragon"; a prominent card in the metagame of a popular TCG. Confuses the heck out of other people when spoken.

Card game player: So I just put D.A.D. in my deck...
Other person: WTH you have your dad in your deck fail

by Voice3 January 26, 2011

D.A.D

Done A Donny

D.A.D. To Leave the office Embarrassingly early every day of the week

by Ovis October 20, 2008

D.A.D

deep anal devistation

when a large penis rips apart someones anus.

oi bitch! get back in the kitchen now! fucking wait till tonight you'll be fucked!

(becasue of D.A.D)

by tomatoil November 19, 2007