Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006

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Crustache

A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.

Wow look at the crustache on that dirtball over there.

by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018

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Costache

The hottest guy ever. He will make you very quickly to fall for him. He overloves and overtrusts, but at least he knows how to be a gentleman. Oh and btw... Every costache has beautiful kids(even if they have problems, like having more than 2 eyes)

Omg, look at him. He is so hot. He must be a Costache

by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021

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crustache

A crusty, messy, weird looking mustache.
Mustaches that have lint and crumbs in them.

Guy 1: "See that geezer over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guy 1: "See all those crumbs in his mustache? Now that, my friend, is a crustache."

by »AJH« July 20, 2010

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cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011

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