Cuckold Voyeur

Someone that enjoys watching their spouse have sex with another person.

I enjoy watching my wife have sex with her lover making me a, cuckold voyeur.

by Dancerooster June 24, 2021

Cuckold Creampie

A woman that is married or in a serious relationship who has another man cum in or on her.

She came home with a fresh Cuckold Creampie for her husband or lover.

by Learning is power November 17, 2014

Cucko

Noun
Commonly used on porn platforms originating in non-English speaking nations as an alternative term for a “bull,” or a male who is engaging in sex with a cheating partner.

Verb.
The act of deeming a sex partner as a cucko.

N. “My cuckold husband is not fond of our new cucko.”

N. “The cuko has sex with the wife while the cuckold watches.”

V. “If you want a new bull, I will cucko your friend.”

V. “After I cucko you, my husband will be exited.”

by TheLinguistickey January 26, 2022

Concert Cuckold

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.

Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!

by GunslingerX February 17, 2009

customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005

Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.

Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.

by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

Customer Service

A job which causes your ass to bleed like hell, your psyche to be corrupted by severe hatred and psychosis, and which has significantly increased the suicide rate of humans. You always have to take it up the ass by these whiny, bitchy, brain-fucked assholes that are called "customers" who do nothing but scream, complain, and make your life a living hell. Finding an actual intelligent and non-bitchy customer is like selling a pack of Grand Prix cigarettes: it's so fucking rare that it almost never happens.

-"I'm sorry but I do not have enough money to cash this payroll check at the moment."
"What? No, I want a manager, right now."
"Fine, bitch, I'll call a manager for you, but it's not going to change the fact that I don't have enough money in my fucking till."

-"OMG THIS IS THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHEETOS IN STOCK, THAT'S IT IM NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN, WALMART IS GOING TO DRIVE YOUR ASS OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go ahead. I'm a full-time college student working almost a full-time job at minimum wage, sleep-deprived and hardly getting homework done on time. You don't know how few shits I give."

-"I want your number to corporate because these cookies rang up 99 cents more than advertised!!!"

-"OMG THATS IT IM REPORTING YOU GUYS TO THE BBB FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!"
"Cool story bro, want a fucking trophy or something?"

-"I swear, once I graduate and receive my degree, I'm going to kiss all of you asshole customers goodbye for a real job!"

by corruptedbyhate April 9, 2013