s'cuse me mate...

A 's'cuse me mate' is either a male or female who approaches you to ask for something. The opening line is always 's'cuse me mate'..... Nine times out of ten they request a small sum of money ranging from 10p to 50p. There's often an elaborate story behind this such as having to make a phone call or getting a bus to Rochdale.

*Casually walking through Manchester City Centre and a scruffy looking man approaches*

s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'

by Tony Fishfingers December 16, 2016

Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

by Urban humor May 25, 2016

Ciser

Ciser is the best person in the entire universe. He likes everybody no homo and he always wants to share friendship and love with everyone. Ciser is a guy that’s always there to listen to your problems. He is very patient and gives without anything in return. If you friend zone him you’ll regret it.

Girl 1: Haha, I just friend zoned Ciser
Girl 2: OMG, What have you DONE?!
Ciser in 15 years: now a millionaire
Girl 1: Regretting friend zoning Ciser
Girl 2: Laughing at Girl 1

by RichWhiteKid03 December 26, 2019

Custer

Imma keep it 55th street, a Custer is a buster with a C on my mothafuckin CRiiiiiP. Nifty on Fifty.

I don't do no Custer shit. If you end your life, you on Custer shit, never take your own life, never take your own life.

Everything gonna C alright.

by FiddyFifSkreet January 6, 2022

Custer's Revenge

A shitty 1980's video game made for the Atari. You had to avoid arrows and fuck or really rape a Native American woman... it was really shitty and isn't pron, which it's claimed to be, it more like a woman whos a hot dog made of legos. It was one the most controversial games in it's time and was picked up by the media who made a big hoopla about it. The company went of business in 1983 with during the video game crash.

Damn, I tried to choking my chicken to Custer's Revenge for three hours and nothing came out!

by AutisticPsycho October 19, 2004

Custer's Revenge

A fun, wholesome Atari 2600 game for the whole family. Developed by Mystique in 1982, you control General George Armstrong Custer and dodge a bunch of arrows to score with a Native American woman. If you want to see what your friends do all the time, this is the game for you.

It's time for Custer's Revenge. You're the native. Enjoy penetration.

by Yopmail User November 23, 2022

coser

A contracted form of the word “cosplayer.” Someone whose hobby involves costuming as characters from anime, comic books, tv/film, literature, and other sources.

Katie is a dedicated DC coser… she has Harley, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, and Batgirl cosplays.

by AMHCosplays February 1, 2022