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is someone who like to make excuses very often. to try to justify doing or not doing something. cuser is short word for excuse maker
kathleen quit being such a cuser !!! just get up off your butt and do it already we dont wanna hear your excuses anymore
cuser by Nealz December 22, 2008
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Caserati 

1. A nickname given to the badass leader of a group, usually a guy with many talents.

2. The act of utterly demolishing someone in a competition.

3. A chick magnet.
1. "That kid is such a Caserati. Anything he says, goes," said Raheel.

2. I just went Caserati on his ass.

That kid just got Caserati'd.

3. Damn dude, you're such a Caserati. You have so many girls around you.
Caserati by JungaJunga May 10, 2010
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cuser culero Cuber cupertino Caser Cuervo CSer cuero Coser Couser
A BUSTER, on HOOD, 5IVE 5IVE CRIP. EVERYTHANG GON C ALRIGHT, GON C ALRIGHT, on 55TH STREET!

REPLACE THE B WITH A C, EVERYTHANG ON C, Crip style, thus a CUSTER. Like BKuster, but CUSTER.

Popularized by Tiny Loc Crip Mac from 55th Street. You 5 me? On hoodstas.

Big Bad West Coast Southern California thangs...
DON'T BE A CUSTER, THAT'S SOME CUSTER SHIT, CUH!! CHARLESTON WHITE, HE A STRAIGHT CUSTER, ON HOOD!! EVERYTHANG GON C ALRIGHT, CUH.

DON'T DO NO CUSTER SHIT, DON'T C NO CUSTER. LISTEN 5 ME. AIN'T CUSTER SHIT.

Some Tiny Loc Crip Mac thangs, C Mac da Loc.
Custer by BigBadWestCoastHead November 16, 2021

lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.
Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.
lunchmeat caserole by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
Cumer by Ocide December 28, 2020

Custeristic 

adj. reckless leadership with total disregard for human safety; leading people into a massacre. Word is a reference to "Custer's Last Stand" at the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Illinois Black Panther Party leader Fred Hampton condemned the ill-planned actions of the Weathermen's "Days of Rage" demonstrations as Custeristic.
Custeristic by Reinamaria March 7, 2013

Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.
Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"




Brose Cuervo by oneall April 10, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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