short and curlies

Your pubes.

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.

by T May 25, 2004

Curling Beers

A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.

Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.

Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!

by The Fresh July 9, 2007

pocket curling

similar to pocket hockey but with reference to the nipple and therefore mostly for women. inadvertent or intentional touching of the nipples, resembling the rubbing motion in the sport curling.

as I was taking my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found myself playing pocket curling and enjoying it.

she spends 15 minutes buttoning up her shirt every day because she's busy playing pocket curling in the process.

by half-pants March 13, 2009

The Great Curling

The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.

Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...

by QueenKol April 23, 2011

Curling lifestyle

Noun. The life lead by the true curling players. Characteristics include straight pants, a windstopper jacket and custom made curling shoes. The nightlife is an essential part of the curling lifestyle, as is drinking huge amounts of beer with other teams. Players leading the curling lifestyle use only snus, only because smoking is prohibited on the premises.

The skip of the finnish team , Markku Uusipaavalniemi is a dedicated forerunner of the curling lifestyle

by x0000000x March 8, 2006

Curlied

when recieving a handjob if the giver is unsuccesful then you have been curlied.

person 1: "dyou hear about james? he got curlied last night."

person 2 : man ats gutting hope he aint got blue balls

by POLLA GRANDE May 20, 2017

Curling Pit

The room of your house with the toilet in it.

I'm just off to the curling pit to have a big sweaty poo.

by pixie June 19, 2006