catweasel

A person who looks like, and possibly even sounds like, a cross between a cat and a weasel.

Boy, he sure looks like a catweasel!

by Annonnn December 9, 2008

cunttease

1) the rare case in which a guy flirts with a girl and hints at a desire to have sex with her only to back out when approached with the offer

2) male version of a cocktease...but worse cuz it's a guy who should tap that if he can

"OMG! Devon is such a cunttease! Every time I think we're gonna have sex, he totally pussies out!"

by FMGplz October 2, 2008

Cunt Weasel

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

by The big S October 14, 2005

Catweasel

Is a anal masterbator who likes to use live animals. He tends to prefer rodents.

Honey have you seen the pet Gerbil?
Yeah, Ian borrowed it.
Not again, I'm going to have to clean the shit off it. Will he ever stop catweaseling?

by analgangbangshiteater January 15, 2009

cumweasel

see also: Republican

Wow, did you hear that State of The Union address? What a cumweasel!

by Doug Boucher January 11, 2009

cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

Cunt Weasel

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars

I just summoned a Cunt Weasel!!!

by True Walking Tank December 29, 2008