cuntknapped

when a slutty, bitch of a girl (a.k.a. cunt) is unexpectedly picked up for no other reason but sex

"Hey where did Chris go after the bar last night?"

"Oh man, he cuntknapped this girl and took her back to his place."

"Damn, good for him."

by sir mix-a-lot 2 January 1, 2009

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntwrap supreme

A colorful way of calling someone an obnoxious bitch.

You're being a cuntwrap supreme... with extra sour cream.

by katiej88 November 12, 2007

cuntwrap supreme

1. insult. a total fuckass
2.verb. a way of saying someone is or has eaten a girl out.

1. dave is being a cuntwrap supreme.
2 im having cuntwrap supreme tonight!

by frank the asshole July 23, 2006

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cattrapped

When a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can't bare to move them. So now you are stuck until they arise.

I was going to get some laundry done, but I ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon.

But baby, I was cattrapped!

by Mandiola9 February 10, 2014

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003