cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009

cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

Cuntsplain

(V.) When someone usually of female gender and distasteful disposition tries to justify some type of ill refuted, abominable, alarming, appalling, atrocious, deplorable, depressing, dire, disgusting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, frightful, ghastly, grody, gross, gruesome, grungy, harrowing, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrific, horrifying, nasty, offensive, raunchy, repulsive, shocking, stinking, synthetic, tough, ugly, unpleasant, unsightly action or behavior or oversight or mistake by downplaying their own role as the main contributor of the entailed situation.

While at the Benghazi hearing, Hillary made a feeble attempt at cuntsplaining the whole situation as nothing more than a mere misunderstanding.

by Buildingsea$ May 15, 2016

Cuntpaw

The hand used for the stimulation of a woman's genitals.

Dude, wash your hands- I can smell your cuntpaw from here.

by Lefty southpaw March 22, 2013

CuntSkank

The most vile of female characters known to man. Has both the characteristics of both a cunt and a skank. Fairly self explanitory. However, when cunt or skank simply won't suffice to describe this villainous creature's pure nature and disposition..... we now have cuntskank to accurately describe her. Not to be confused with CuntStank which just refers to having and oderiferous and rancid pussy.

I really thought I had been dating a cool chick but then realized she had a tendency to get her pussy stuffed by other cocks and random dicks had a miraculous way of hitting her in the face. She was such a CuntSkank she actually was surprised when I broke up with her after finding out about her actions.

by goliwag September 22, 2015

Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas

Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007