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Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
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cuntite

elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)
get ou me wya you feckin' cuntite
by roco January 28, 2004
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Cuntinatae

I just walked into a bar it seems the cuntinatae are in town
by sunny as fuck September 22, 2015
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cuntini

A person who is either too small (physically) or just being bitchy. Not quite a full on cunt yet.
Guy: Sam you fucking cuntini, quit bitching about your golf shit.
by toomtoom December 6, 2017
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cuntitten

1. a girls nether region
2. the best place on earth
3. cunt... literally cunt and kitten meaning pussy put together to make the best word ever.
"dude i totally ripped that cuntitten last night!!"

"man, i was almost at that cuntitten when her dad walked in."
by mistercock September 21, 2009
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cuntivitis

A cuntually transmitted disease symptomed by the the uncontrollable urge to behave like a cunt in public.
"Jon is behaving like a cunt. Did he catch cuntivitis?"
by TheWrongun May 8, 2006
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Cuntinue

When somebody is acting like a cunt about a certain subject and you want to hear more cuntishness so you say "please cuntinue" The subtlety of the word is fantastic as it sounds so similar to continue, so you can say it and not get caught......unless you want to. Enjoy

DW
"You think Hitler was a good leader? Please cuntinue..."
by RamonaFlowersDeservedMore March 4, 2018
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