Cunthammer

Usually in league with a Cuntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.

Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.

"Julia is such a fucking Cunthammer, I'm going to throw a brick at her face."

by Mr.BlackJack March 5, 2010

Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

Cunthammer

A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.

The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.

Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.

by Alex Carter April 23, 2005

Cuntimous Prime

An individual hellbent on being right, go to such means as emotionally manipulating those he disagrees with and gaslighting them with a cordial facade of douchery. All in all, a total cunt.

Did you see how this fellow handled being criticized? Total cuntimous prime

by Supermensch June 22, 2017

cuntimplation

when a straight woman is thinking about sleeping with another woman despite her sexuality.

sarah: "I can't stop thinking about how I wasn't to sleep with jess"

Ryan: "sounds like cuntimplation to me"

by bignoissy April 1, 2020

Cuntimal

An animal that, due to physical appearance (features or expressions), gives off exaggerated, dominant and/or “attractive” female energy.

E.g.: that one picture of a mountain lion on the trail camera or the razorbill

Look at this new cuntimal I found! *picture of a sassy looking bird*

by MinisterLolz December 21, 2025