cunthim

Cunthim, calling a lad Cunt-him, means calling him a cunt

Person 1: Yeh you heard what Wayne did?
Person 2: Yeh he’s a cunthim

by MickyBlueEyes69 June 18, 2023

Cuntimonious

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.

My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!

by Skroatum April 16, 2021

Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

Cuntimony

Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).

Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

by Newman336 July 29, 2013

cuntliment

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment

You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one

by Mel R August 12, 2016

cunthia

Stupid half blonde bitch

Don't be a cunthia!

by Ploj March 10, 2016