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Cuntimonious 

cuntimoniuos - a self righteous, arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious cunt.
My former boss at the railroad was so cuntimonious that I had no choice but to quit!
Cuntimonious by Skroatum April 16, 2021

Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.
fuck you cuntimus prime

Cuntimeter 

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009
Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).
Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Cuntimony by Newman336 July 29, 2013

cuntliment 

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment
You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
cuntliment by Mel R August 12, 2016
Don't be a cunthia!
cunthia by Ploj March 10, 2016