Cunt Finger

This is the result of grappling with a rather potent haddock pasty, possibly one that hasnt been attended to for a few days. The smell of the ladies clam seems to impregnate the skin of your fingers and succeeds in lingering for up to two full days....even washing with scented soap does nothing to remove the stench.

Dave "Crikey, what on earth is that stench?"
Pete "I got Katy from accounts in a bowling ball grip after the pub last night and now have the worst case of Cunt Finger ever. Its even overpowering the curry I had afterwards!"

by Frosty909 September 8, 2007

cunilinger

Another term for a Vagina, .

I would love to go down on her cunilinger. I smashed the fuck out of her cunilinger.

by Wez 69starwars September 22, 2016

Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within

Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

chatfinger

The finger you keep clean while eating so you can use your tablet, iPhone, iPad or computer while chatting online

brb.... my chatfinger got greasy... lol

by californiak March 13, 2012

cuntmonger

A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.

'I shagged that bird Angelina up the arse'.. 'yeah, I'm sure you did you retarded cuntmonger'.

by Ray-ray December 2, 2002

cuntigger

A woman who bounces really well on top during sex

That girl was a real cuntigger in bed last night

by snickerdoodle13 June 26, 2019

Cuntmonger

1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes

Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !

by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010