GUNTCRETE

1. HARDENED GUNT CHEESE THAT COVERS THEN GUNT AND NEEDS TO BE BROKEN OFF WITH A CHIPPING GUN/JACKHAMMER

2. A SELF DEFENSE SLIME THAT THE GUNT OOZES OUT AND COVERS ITSELF

HOLY SHIT THAT GUNTCRETE IS SOME TOUGH SHIT TO CRACK

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

cold concrete

Some think it causes piles.

Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.

by gammarock February 25, 2005

cuntbreeder

1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.

"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."

by Quietpleez October 24, 2016

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

concrete fever

a term used to describe an overzealous construction worker's state of mind when pouring concrete. Usually characterized by irritability, yelling, and generally unpleasant behavior.

The foreman is being a total douchebag today because he has concrete fever.

by Johnnybunch January 23, 2009

Cup of Concrete

When someone is being to soft and is not showing the testicular fortitude required for a given situation, you may tell them to "Have a cup of concrete". This is basically to tell them to Harden the f$#k up! HTFU

Gerald: sh1t ive just hurt my arm i cant play anymore.
Stan: Have a cup of concrete mate and serve the ball.

by Well 'ard July 5, 2009

Concrete kiss

Concrete kiss occurs when either someone runs face first into a wall, or someone is thrown face first into a wall.

ahhhh, chirst, that concrete kiss hurt

hey billy, give em a concrete kiss

by squirty berty bottom burper May 12, 2010