cuntburger

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

cunt butter

what is produced when you are long dicking a vagina for more than 15 minutes

when we finished...I noticed I had cunt butter on my balls.

by flop dobbins May 5, 2014

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cuntbutler

A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.

He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntburgers

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.

I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!

by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011

cuntbuster

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.

"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."

by living_legend August 1, 2008