cuntstipated

Verb: cuntstipate
1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated
1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?
Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

by Scobar September 22, 2005

Cuntstick

1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.

"You are a complete CUNTSTICK, now FUCK OFF"
Source: Dave RT Jones, Manchester

by David RT Jones August 30, 2007

Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

by Konglomerate January 10, 2009

cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

by Olia March 23, 2008

Cuntstipated

Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in 1 day!!

Fuk me, i feel so cuntstipated today....

by DnBDuBzJunky November 10, 2018

Cumtastic

so amazingly overwhelming, that it is orgasmic.

Oh my god this is soooooo cumtastic!!!!!!

by ME!! February 22, 2005

cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.

1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.

by blakeibus November 1, 2006