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cuntstormer

These cuntstormers fucking suck.
by akspa June 10, 2009
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cuntstomer

A customer that is a cunt.
"Sorry, I had to serve a cuntstomer."
by epinema February 27, 2010
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Cuntstomer

A cunt of a customer
I'm sick of dealing with this difficult Cuntstomer
by WGW November 6, 2013
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cuntstomer

A scumbag customer who bitches at you about your company or the company you work for, most often when you have to grin and bear it, or go postal and look for a new job.
so this asshole cuntstomer said to me "You're customer service is horrible! I want to speak to your superior!"
customer customer service complaints work feedback
by Mr Marty MacFly Daddy November 28, 2013
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cuntstomp

verb. to cuntstomp
1. If one of your girls are pissing you off, yell cunt stomp,then swiftly kick them in the vagina
2. the reverse of a ball tap for the females, painful!
How did that cuntstomp feel Gina? Maybe now you'll lay off my boyfriend!
by FattySlut May 6, 2008
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cuntstomer

A person or persons coming to eat at a restaurant without booking or trying to change the menu for their bullshit intolerance's
The cuntstomer wants to order a gluten free pancake.

Just had a table of 15 cuntstomers walk in
by 187chef May 16, 2016
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Cuntstomer

The occasional customer that doesn’t pay attention to the information they are given to allow for a simple and easy transaction. Instead, they hear only what is convenient for them and fly off the handle when things don’t go exactly how they intended.
“This cuntstomer is lighting up my phone and complaining that her furniture set isn’t in stock when I told her it would be a week and a half.”

“If this cuntstomer that adds 5 shots of espresso to her Frappuccino keeps bitching about it being too soupy, I’ll quit!”
by Salesslueth84 May 14, 2018
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