Cuntertainment

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.

"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"

by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011

Concerting

The act of going to concerts.

-Hey, I haven't gone concerting in a while, let's go to a show.

-I went concerting last week.

-I love concerting.

by barpo January 25, 2009

cupertino

A city in California (bay area) with 90% of people being asian.
Kids get anything and everything
Schools are hella smart
Most adults who livew here are either in the computer or medicine/pharmacy business

Cupertino is the only city where you need to know calculus when you attend elementary school

by Mia April 17, 2005

cupertino rainbow

Cupertino Rainbow is a term that originated in the porn industry,used to describe the sexual practice of smearing dyed or colored fecal matter on the back of one's partner by application of the penis used as a "paintbrush" following anal sex. The coloring of the fecal matter is achieved by the insertion of small colored wax pellets or "rainbow drops" into the rectum prior to initiating the sex act. Once the pellets melt the colored fecal matter can be applied via fingers or penis. Some enthusiasts or "rainbow chasers" photograph the results of the act for display as art. This act can be seen performed in the 2006 sex tape "Some Whore Under the Rainbow

"she was pretty open minded , but would never allow me to try the cupertino rainbow with her"

by DMZ1978 May 24, 2008

Cuntentines Day

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')

Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'

by emily&vicki March 2, 2011

Conkering

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

by Conkered November 3, 2017

Cupertino

Figurative. A state of mind in which one is present in the here and now, experiencing life as good regardless of circumstance. It is always sunny and 85 in Cupertino. It's an attitude of gratitude and detachment. A sense of durable well being.

"I am in Cupertino!" "Let's meet me in Cupertino?"

by Happyallthetime May 24, 2014