Catweasel

Is a anal masterbator who likes to use live animals. He tends to prefer rodents.

Honey have you seen the pet Gerbil?
Yeah, Ian borrowed it.
Not again, I'm going to have to clean the shit off it. Will he ever stop catweaseling?

by analgangbangshiteater January 15, 2009

cum weasel

the offspring of mike williams and shaniqa

"the cum weasel ran away last week"

by gary coleman February 5, 2004

cuntweasel

A vile ex-girlfriend 'o mine.

Cuntweasel lives in Madison these days.

by Jawbox April 14, 2005

scumweasel

A person who you thought you could trust when you first met him, but then he tricked you. Much like George W. Bush.

Dubya is a scumweasel. So are soccer moms, members of PETA, and pro-lifers.

by weirdgirl June 28, 2003

cuntweasel

a person who weasels their way into cunt, a complete douche bag.

"Bryan you are a complete cuntweasel go fuck your boy freind" said will

by poopface333 June 16, 2011

cumweaser

1.my overgrown 14 inch dick
2. Thing all girls wanna suck
3. Device used for fucking

Wanna suck my cumweaser !!!

by big dick August 1, 2004

Cuntweasel

Someone who's always trying to get laid, in a sappy, cringe worthy way, usually with girls way above his batting average.

Who's Jim? Oh you mean cuntweasel! I didn't know he had an actual name.

by wickedy September 21, 2016