CUMSTIPATED

A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS

DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED

by MAX FOOL March 9, 2011

cumstipated

when you have the struggle to cum. so when you try to cum it hurts so bad that you can’t. so when you can’t cum in that case you are cumstipated

person 1- dude i literally can’t cum

person 2- bro it sounds like your cumstipated

person 1- what’s cumstipated?
person 2- when you struggle to cum duh

by mrclean_69 February 10, 2022

Cumstipated

Getting a buttload of semen up your ass, it makes you constipated

Britney! Brian was butt fucking me so much last night that now I’m cumstipated!

by xXBrownEyedGirlXx July 28, 2018

Cumstipated

When you’re backed up with sperm and you can’t expel your load.

“Why’s Donny so upset?

“He’s been cumstipated for weeks”

“There’s traffic on juice highway”

by Dr. Catburger January 12, 2021

Cumstipated

Adj. that describes the ache that comes from blue balls.

God she could've at least finished me off, now I'm just cumstipated.

by mewmewmew666666 March 26, 2022

CUMSTIPATED

When your anus is all blocked up from tooxmuch Anal sec that you can't shit

Oh Adam, you've filled my arse with so much cum I can't shit!

Oh Stephanie I'm so sorry "what can I say, you're cumstipated 🎶"

by ⭐️StarLord February 22, 2023

Cumstipated

When you haven't had orgasmed for a while.

"I'm so cumstipated right now!"

by Madam Motorhead November 4, 2016