cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.

I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.

by ANS September 23, 2013

Cumshart

A Cumshart is performed during both hetero and homosexual acts, this could be performed by a man and a woman, or any sort of homosexual couple. This is where the man cums into the other person's asshole and the woman or other man proceeds to fart with all their might and release their bowels, causing fecal matter and semen (even blood if lucky) to spray all over the males body and genitalia. This could disgust the male and if lucky, he may puke all over the receiver and cause a puke fest

Tyrone : ayy Jimbo, I totally gave my homie a Cumshart last night before kissing him goodnight, I got super lucky and there was even a big of blood!

Jimbo : Dude nice I did that to my wife the other night, though I didn't get that lucky (later on Jimbo cried himself to sleep that night, then in the morning woke up and continued his morning routine, he remembered how lucky Tyrone got whilst performing a Cumshart on his homie, he then proceeded to hang himself from the shame he had endured by being 1uped from his homie Tyrone, he was found dead 3 days after committing suicide after his wife returned from a business trip)

by KevinSpicey November 2, 2017

cumsnatch

A hole in your body which can be fucked. Or a dorky/nerdy/geeky kid, a hoe. Or just a funny word.

Thats right I fucked that cumsnatch in my comaro.

by Adam the filthy cumsnathing whore November 13, 2007

cumsnarf

1) A snarf of cum.
2) To either lick, drink, or snort cum.

"G'day mate, I just had a cumsnarf on me way back."
"*hic* I'magunna cumsnarf that crap on the ground"

by AJ 187 July 31, 2003

Cumsnorter

A person that is often seen snorting the sperm of a male.

"Alex is a cumsnorter"

by sad, fat and lonely May 3, 2020

Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023