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cessation

ces·sa·tion (sĕ-sāˈshən)
noun
A bringing or coming to an end; a ceasing,or stopping, either forever or for some time

Origin: Middle English cessacioun, from Old French cessation
a cessation of hostilities, a cessation of the war
by Techojeet September 23, 2010
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Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.
Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.
Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?
by B-Mac! May 23, 2007
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hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.
"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
by Glittercup May 7, 2015
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Cumditioner

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.
My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.
by uneverknowK July 11, 2011
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cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers
Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007
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Cubationship

The unique, yet beautiful, relationship between coworkers who share the same cubicle.
Person 1: Do you have a stapler?
Person 2: Why, yes, I do.
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: My, we have a strong cubationship.
by OfficeLove August 5, 2011
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