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the name for the rag left under your bed that u spunked it
mum: johny why have you left your Cumquatus under your be you dirty little pleb
cumquatus by willlyweston March 19, 2021
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Cumquatch 

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.
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Cumquatch by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014
a derrogatory term directed toward someone who is stupid or who is a bitch.
you stupid crazy cumtwat!
cumtwat by squilliam October 3, 2007
Paige is driving and is cut off, she yells "Fuck you! You cumcwat!!"
Cumcwat by Crown_Grand1994 March 17, 2017
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
cumquat by half breed August 23, 2005

Cumquat Express 

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.
I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.