cumper

a person who can't do anything right. particularly directed at the utter "mongs" of society. they sit below the likes of fuckboys and tosspots but slightly above the well known "roadman"

Horace: Sorry mum I forgot my bag at school.
Martha: For fucks sake Horace, you fucking cumper

by iamnotarapist May 9, 2016

cumperiod

When you have sex with girl on her period and she cums.

Guy1 : "Dude you fucked her last night?!"
Guy2 : "Yea man! She cumperioded EVERYWHERE!!!"

by Kinky Ghost January 23, 2011

cumpernoocle dragon

when you cum in a girl then flip her upside down and put a straw in her vagina and pour gasoline in it then you drink you cum and gasoline and have a lighter in front of your mouth so when you spit it out you breath fire

bro, yesterday I lit my girl on fire with the cumpernoocle dragon technique

by carvindragon September 26, 2018

cumperd

Cumperd is the conjoint word meaning "cum dumpstered".

"I cumperd that woman last night".

by hyugio March 5, 2023

Cumper

A jumper that is worn with cum on it.

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024

Cumper

a knitted garment with cum on it typically with long sleeves, worn over the upper body

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024

cumper

A person pumping out cum.

or

A person camping (typically in Fortnite) with a pump shotgun.

"See that cumper over there absolutely jorking it"

or

"damn this guys such a cumper"

by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024