cumster diving 

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

cumster diving by levatuldo December 7, 2009

Cumster 

A person who sells their body for money

Cumsters are usually found by streetcorners

Cumster by Playah8er November 12, 2009

cumotherapy 

Necessary medical treatment for stress relief

Im cumming over for.my cumotherapy

cumotherapy by the TRANSPORTER May 8, 2014

cumster 

the dumpster that u cum in

person 1: "have u been to the cumster recently??"

person 2: "yeah, i was there earlier today"

cumster by menliker5000 December 28, 2022

cumster 

whore, slut, fan of the creampie, prostitute.

oh her, she's a cumster.

cumster by lowbudget September 10, 2004

cumsterbate 

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.

I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.

cumsterbate by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015

Cumster 

A monster that is made out of all of the semen you have ever ejaculated.

"Hey, honey, who is in the living room?"

"Sorry about him, its the cumster"

"SCRAT SCRUT GIVE ME YOUR NUT!"

Cumster by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 February 15, 2023