cumor

a term for a person that causes annoyance; irritation.

“Martha is such a bitch”

“Yeah, what a cumor”

by cumor May 21, 2023

cumouflage

A means of concealing semen (cum) after having masturbated and shot in the wrong direction. Often carried out quickly, to avoid evidence being seen by friends or family, about to come in.

Mike is such a retard, does he really think we wouldn't notice that the bra on his ceiling is total cumouflage?

by Jenny G October 5, 2006

cumology

Study of cum, jizz, semen.
Could be from watching people masturbate so many times or pleasuring others until cum comes out.
Or in case of some girls, sucking dicks so many times, and so much cum is in her mouth that she could study it.

Sally is well on her way to a career in cumology.

by d00dasdfasdf November 1, 2009

cumolophone

Its when your phone rings while your having sex with someone and let it ring.

Man 1: Yeah, so I was banging this chick and we were having an awesome time until someone CUMOLOPHONED me
Man 2: Who CUMOLOPHONED then
Man1: Your sister wanting seconds

by the awesome amigo May 19, 2010

cumofsumyungai

Fictional menu item and witticism when ordering Thai food.

I'll have the cumofsumyungai.

by Marc Aaron August 3, 2006

cumotherapy

Necessary medical treatment for stress relief

Im cumming over for.my cumotherapy

by the TRANSPORTER May 8, 2014

Cumologue

When an individual tries to have a conversation while semen, or cum, as it's popularly called, is dripping down his/her throat.

My girlfriend loves to have a cumologue after i shoot my huge load down her throat. We usually discuss politics.

by jack mehauf pleaseee July 19, 2018