cum monkey

A promiscuous, petite woman who enjoys performing fellatio anytime, anywhere.

Check out that little cum monkey! Looks like she's ready 'n' rarin' to go!

by mr new booty June 11, 2006

cummiskey

Girl who cock blocks you at the gym

Ben: Why did you cummiskey me today at the gym in front of that girl.

Jenny: What, No I didnt!

by benjgelvin April 30, 2011

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010

cowmonkey

It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.

Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

by The Cowmonkey Expert July 22, 2007

cumboney

When you cum with a big big big big big extra big big boney

damn did you just cumboney on me?

by TheShadw November 9, 2020

Cum Monkey

A chronic Masturbater

He is so horny, What a cum monkey!

by Lenord December 14, 2007

cum monkey

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice

My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load

by logi bear607 June 16, 2011