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When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man
Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached
Cumlord by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020

mega cumlord 

A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.
Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!
C U M
C U M
My girls a cumlord
CumLord by Deviljho February 28, 2022
A sigma male who can cum 3 times within 5 minutes
Hey did you hear about that cumlord cumming in the girls locker room?
cumlord by Synicall May 7, 2022

cumlord3000

Cumlord3000 is referred to a fat girl named lesly.
“did you see cumlord3000 today? That fat ting.”
cumlord3000 by enviousgirll October 6, 2022

cumlord3000

Cumlord3000 is a fat ting named lesly. (ly lesly)
“did you see cumlord3000s makeup today?”
“I saw her yeah, but I couldn’t see her face behind all those rolls!”
cumlord3000 by enviousgirll October 6, 2022