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cum dragon

1. a terrible whore who starts coughing up semen for no perticular reason.

2. a person who coughs up semen in such a magnitude, that it permanently ruins a special momment, atricle of clothing, film or television show.
Jack:"hey stacy."
Stacy:"yes, jack?"
Jack:"i wanna ask you, will you...."
(Stacy coughs up another mans semen)

Jack:"fucking cum dragon, get your stanky ass away from me"
by browniepoint October 9, 2009
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venezuelan cuntdragon

A foreign hooker with a burning, raging STD.
Mark told Rich to stay the hell away from her, she's a Venezuelan Cuntdragon.
by Guinness88&Christyss March 14, 2016
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Cundragon

A mix between a cunt and a dragon, usually in reference to a woman. She is both distasteful in manner and appearance, and being around her for any period of time is horrifically unpleasant.
Question: "Ergh... has (name) inflicted herself on you yet tonight, or have you managed to avoid it?

Response: "Having to see that cundragon would ruin my life mate... so glad I haven't run into her yet. What a troll.
by L1987 March 25, 2009
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Cum dragon

When your getting head and your about to cum, of which you give our a load “RWarrr” as you ejaculate into the girls mouth at that very moment you smack the bitch on the back of the skull. So cum to come flying out her nose still warm. At that point she is the cum dragon
Bro “I hit that bitch so hard that she cum dragooned all over my new trousers”

Bro 2 “what a whore, I make my bitch wear a face mask so she don’t cum dragon on me”
by Jnb June 13, 2022
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cumdrainer

a girl who can drain someones cum out of them
amanda martinez && alyssa oravik are cumdrainer huffenshmufferss
by huffenshmufferrr January 26, 2008
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Cum Dragon

when the recipient of the art of the blowjob decides to upsmack the bitch with his hand on the back of her head at the point of cumming her brains out so as to incite that very spewage to come out her nose.
she wasnt sucking hard enough so i cum dragoned her
by Eddie V August 12, 2004
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Cum Dragon

While recieving a blowjob. You punch the girl in the face right when you cum so that it comes out of her nose.
I totally gave her a cum dragon last night.
by XRT March 19, 2003
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