Camdenmnesia

1. The act of forgetting where you came from for good reason.
2. The act of being ungrateful when being presented with gifts you couldnt purchase on your own accord, mostly because of earnings structure that is paycheck to paycheck coupled with insufficient savings.

After I had put those fancy alloy wheels on her ragged car she had suddenly caught Camdenmnesia, which was bad in her case because I came over to her house and took them back.

by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

cummend

The act of ejaculating bodily fluids onto or into another person or persons in a congratulatory manner.

After Mike's promotion, I was the first to cummend him with a shower of my own hot baby batter.

by DW to the L December 8, 2016

Camden Cigar

A blowjob given by a bearded hipster in a London back alley.

Old Jimmy has popped off for a Camden Cigar, he loves the feel of an ironic beard on his privates

by Damp Flange February 5, 2017

Chumden

A professional fortnite player and YouTuber. Goes by the name of Camden Witherspoon, and the gamer tag of Chumden.

“Bro, I just died to the pro fortnite player Chumden.”
“Is that the real Chumden?”
“I think so.”

by Chumden April 30, 2020

Camden

One of the sweetest guys you can meet. You'll meet him somewhere, and from then on you all are talking. He's one of them that takes forever to respond, but that's okay cause all you can constantly do is think about him. He's very precious. He can make anyone's day better. He's cool as crap. You just want to talk to him 24/7 although he might not want to talk to you. He's a sweet and caring guy. Camden's are often good at things with wheels. He's just an amazing guy in general.

There goes that sweet, one of a kind Camden.

by hot digidy dog January 26, 2015

cumderwear

n. normal underwear which for any reason is soaked with semen or vaginal fluids.
1. underwear which a young male may realease his fluids into while masturbating in bed.
2. underwear which men without condoms splooge into rather than partner's vagina or face (or male partner's anus, but why not?).
3. panties which females get all moist and sloppy when horny or dry rubbed.
4. (slang) referring to any person particularly emasculated.

v. to cream your jeans.

1. "Jimmy I swear to God, I'm your mother not a landromat. I will not touch your disgusting cumderwear anymore."
2. "Baby I don't have any cumderwear, I'm just gonna go on your back."
3. "I was watching George Clooney with a miniskirt on yesterday and I totally turned the living room sofa into cumderwear."
4. "We destroyed that other team in sports. We turned them into our cumderwear."

v. Jimmy was so excited when his voluptuous teacher bent over that he cumderweared.

by Nick Micheletti October 10, 2006

Cumdensation

The scientific process of semen evaporating.

"There is barely any cum in the condom from last night, damn cumdensation"

by B-wake March 31, 2013