anal cumdart

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

by aRi`` August 11, 2006

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

cumanji

a game similar to Jumanji, only the main goal of the game is jacking off while fighting giant beasts and pussy crazy poachers.

Cumanji is so awesome i fought off a rabid elephant by exploding a load into said fucker's bloodstream

by Sir Ty January 7, 2006

cumdazzle

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

On Cumand

Synchronizing the money shot to the director's timing during a filmed sex act.

Ken had been been monopolating Porn Star Barbie for more than 30 minutes when he looked up and saw the director giving him the On Cumand cue to blow his thick, creamy wad across her round, gyrating ass.

by Bruno Pons-Jones July 15, 2011

Alexandru Cumpănasu

Our God,with the biggest dick in the world,the best fucker

Alexandru Cumpănasu si-a dat upgrade la ciocan

by Karmanigger69 March 2, 2021

cummander

He who commands cum

by Anonymous October 3, 2003