cumanji

a game similar to Jumanji, only the main goal of the game is jacking off while fighting giant beasts and pussy crazy poachers.

Cumanji is so awesome i fought off a rabid elephant by exploding a load into said fucker's bloodstream

cumanji by Sir Ty January 7, 2006

Chitty Chitty Cumandinga 

Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah

A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.

Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.

Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."

Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"

Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."

Chitty Chitty Cumandinga by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

cumanize 

v. to cover somebody with semen

Black Man #1: Damn, what happened to that blonde bitch?
Black Man #2: Shit nigga, I cumanized that bitch.

cumanize by Unknown June 20, 2003

Chumanji 

Means wild, crazy, or over the top, particularly used to describe a wild or intoxicated individual; also used to describe a non intoxicated person who is particularly wild or crazy - in reference to Robin Williams Character when he comes out from the game

In a reference to the Robin Williams movie Jumanji.
Chu is referenced as to the word you as in the urban slang using the ch- to replace the you (u) sound in sentences (Chu-crazy; Chu alright?) Referenced as choo on urban dictionary (replaced the -oo with the -u for the purpose of the movie reference; therefore Chu-Manji is an urban slang version of jumanji the game from the movie.

This term shows particular reference to the jungle scene in the movie where the animals stampede out of the house.

You went Chumanji on us!
You rolled the dice last night, and went Chumanji
Chumanji! (in reference to the movie's classic line)

Chumanji by Powalski09 January 13, 2011

Cumani 

Ginger freak

Cumani is a ginger freak

Cumani by Heiayavskidvs December 6, 2021

Cumani 

Ginger freak

Cumani is a ginger freak

Cumani by Heiayavskidvs December 6, 2021