anal cumdart

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

by aRi`` August 11, 2006

Cumfart Baby

After ejaculating into a woman's ass, she farts and cum drips from her asshole into her vagina. This sperm then joins with the womans egg creating a baby.

Don't think that just because you are having butt sex that you wont get pregnant. You could end up having a Cumfart baby.

by HillMeadow April 25, 2010

cumfart

Upon having sex with a females anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the girl is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.

Becky released a massive cumfart once Tyler had finished pumping her anus.

by Eddie Doom May 11, 2006

cumatose

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.

After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.

by Dangerman January 2, 2009

cumatose

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum

He fucked me into a deep cumatose

by purduehockey July 25, 2011

cumfartable

Being able to produce a cum fart.

To make someone cumfartable - to cum in their ass.

man 1 "I would enjoy cum fart but I don't have sperm in my anus"

ma 2 "That's okay bend over and I will make you cumfartable"

by Sukottoaijojii March 29, 2010

Cumatose

The state of mind a guy is in after he cums. The general feeling of not wanting anything to do with the outside world and wanting to do nothing more than lie still without being disturbed

Ex. I hate how I can never talk to my boyfriend after sex, he always just goes Cumatose

Ex. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend i can't stand it when she tries to talk to me afterwards when I'm cumatose

by reymundo5 May 3, 2013