Shitty Butt-Cum

A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.

"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"

by six_plus_one July 24, 2008

Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut

A stupid ass bitch that does not wanna keep her hands to herself...and has sex with almost anything. Maybe even a teddy bear...

Random girl: *Has sex with horse in public*
Random girl (again): *Moans really loud*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!
My Best Friend: I don't know...But she's being a Cum-Guzzling-Butt-Slut.
Me: ...
Me: Should we call the Animal Abuse Hotline? Or...
My best friend: Nah...Just leave her alone...
Me: okay then...
Me and my best friend: * Backs away slowly*
Random girl: *Passes out*
Me: Is she dead
My best friend: ...
My best Friend: Let's just run and call the cops
Me: Good idea!

The End...

by Natalie da nut December 9, 2019

Butt Cum Pancakes

Gay things that kids from the "North Shore" Area of MA

"Yo bro u tryna slug sum natty lights tonight and go fuck sum bitches?"

-That kid deff eats butt cum pancakes

by dhfadfd October 6, 2012

Shitty Butt Cum

Similar to Santorum but not requiring the anal lube.

Eww! You got shitty butt cum all over grandma!

by six_plus_one December 5, 2005

Butt Cum

A brown substance that comes out of your butt when aroused.

“Do NOT butt cum” “I’m gonna butt cum”. Also “It’s not shit it’s butt cum. Sure it comes from the same place as shit but it’s not, it’s butt cum”

by Cutieboi69 December 4, 2024

cum butt fuck

What you call a fugly half bald ginger who is a lazy little bitch and doesn't know how to do their job.

Bob Guy is such a cum butt fuck, he won't teach me how to do calculus.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018