Culverized

(verb)Getting laid by someone who is employed at Culvers.

"Are you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah, I'm getting Culverized."

by Ihatefinals May 21, 2009

Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.

"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"

by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014

Culver

Abbreviation of Culver Square. Place To Hang Out, Great Tourist Destination, Great Place To Go On Holiday Too, Very Cheap, Own Water Feature, Cool People Dancing 'Restraunts' Within Walking Distance And You Find The Coolest People In The World There...Eg. Elise Eve Jessie And Co. Culver is the place where you may find the emos and grebos of the world. Very occasionally you will find the odd chav.

Shall we go to Culver?

by Jessie init March 3, 2007

culverized

To be incrusted or englazed with semen. To be covered in magma like cum

That young blonde was culverized on the casting couch; she did not make the directors cut.

by Von Krebs November 2, 2008

Culvering

When someone is overly obsessed about a product and proceeds to inform everyone about it multiple times. Can be used in positive and negative manners

Person A: “Wow that pizza was amazing. I cant believe how good it was. I wish you knew how good this pizza was.”

Person B: “Okay, calm down. You’re culvering right now.”

by Elgsada January 25, 2022

culverism

picking up a crinkle-cut fry is like giving yourself a high five

i converted to culverism after i was culverized

by ummmmmmmmmm...duh March 30, 2010

Culver

Whore
Shit

Coma

This kid is a utter culver

by John toff June 16, 2018