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Cullenism

A "religion" formed by teenage girls which may as well be scientology.
The religion is based on "Twilight" by Stephany Meyer, which is pretty much they're bible or, "Holy Book."

It's pretty much a bunch of girls obssessed with the main character Edward Cullen (hence CULLENism) who think Christianity is too mainstream...
Janit: What religion are you?
Kate: Cullenism.
Janit: *leaves*
by ClaireHayWay March 11, 2009
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Cullenate

To adorn a notebook or bedroom with Twilight related phrases such as "EDWARD CULLEN IS SO HAWT!!!" and "VAMPIRES ARE BETTER LOVERS <3" This is a typical behavior of middle school girls.
Tiffany cullenated her room after she saw "Twilight" in theatres 5 nights in a row.
by dexbuddy December 17, 2008
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Cullenism

A new religion based off of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. They believe that the Cullen's (also including Isabella Swan, Jacob Black, and all other characters) are indeed real, and they deserve to be worshiped. They believe that the author of the successful series is a prophet, and that the books are a series of holy books, and the "Cullenists", or "Cullenite" must read a bit of it every day. If you live your life well, in their belief, you will spend eternal life with the Cullen's.

One member said, "Cullenism is a mass group of people,referred to as Cullenites, who have come together to appreciate the values and ideals represented by the Twilight series. We are not a religion(or a cult,lol) But we will be comparing and discussing Twilight with religion.We are nondenominational and don't intend to make anyone give up their own personal beliefs to be a part of the Cullenism group. We are simply fans who cherish the values of Twilight (not just how cute Edward is)!"

There are many different people with different views on Cullenism. Many insist that it IS a religion, others a cult, others not.
-In the name of Carlisle, Edward, and Jasper and Emmett, amen.
-What are you doing?
-Practicing my beliefs! It's called Cullenism; I'm Cullenist now.
-Oh. Isn't that not a religion?
-It is to me.
by Damned_Daybreaker May 25, 2009
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cullenizer

A person who is totally obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. They worship him and his sexiness. This word was made up in relation to the song "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. The first National Cullenizer Day is on Monday, December 8th. Cullenizer can also be a nickname for someone who thinks Edward is particularily yummy.
Mariah is a Cullenizer!
by thelimegreenmachine December 16, 2008
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Cullinan

Somebody who operates at high speeds for days
slow down you faggot, you are acting like a Cullinan
by Sam Ashworth September 22, 2003
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Cullenlingus

Cullenlingus- Oral delight given by any male member of the Cullen family, preferably Hot Bitch. They are the master Cullenlinguists that can guarantee you'll be walking crooked for hours
Hot bitch gave Bella Cullenlingus in the study with the orgasm.
by ninapolitan 1 January 29, 2009
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Cullenize

The act of changing ones physical appearance to become a member of the "Cullen Family"
"I would love it if someone cullenized me today!"
by Srara Kk February 19, 2009
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