Cudge

Derived from two words describing a fat woman's vaginal area. By putting 'pudge' and 'cooter' together, 'Cudge' is born. "Cudge" must always be written with a capital C, noting its majesty over all other words in the English language. Secondly, proper punctuation must always follow. Cudge, in itself, IS and can be a sentence, and must have the proper punctuation following it. You must always remember these regulations even when combining with other words such as "Cudgemuffin" or "Cudgycakes". Please continue on in life exercising proper respect for the genius that is Cudge.

"Damn dude, did you see that Cudge?!!"
"AAAAHHH, that Cudge was stank yo!"

by Josh, Courtesy of Head Cudge Haley Jones and Stephanie VanderMaten February 24, 2007

Cudge

A Pixl from the Wii game Super Paper Mario. You find him in a desert and he gives you the ability to swing down your hammer.

I totally smashed that koopa with Cudge!

by VGDefs May 2, 2010

Cudge

A person suffering severe retardation as a result of an incestual birth.

That hillbilly family is chock full of cudges.

by Jebediah August 18, 2003

cudge

Jamie Lenman's fave swear word ( see K! 1052)

hey you cudge fuk u

have fun you cudge

by meglet April 14, 2005

Cudge

1. (n.) At least 75% overweight.
2. (v.) -ing The act of sitting on people.

1. Look at him! He's gatta be a Cudge!
2. He Cudged that poor little dog...

by TheScaryOne April 29, 2003

Cudge

1. Slimy, unappealing mucus, primordial.

2. A large amount of diverse foods mixed together in an unappealing pile.

1. The stuff you find at the bottom of a barrel that’s had water sitting it in for a long period of time...with corn.

2. "Honey? What's this cudge for dinner?"

by Tom Cudge Brooke August 19, 2003

Cudge

When a girlfriend asks for a cuddle which a boyfriend seemingly agrees to. In the process of hugging, the boyfriend inserts his finger(s) into the arsehole of the girlfriend, thereby informing the female that hugs are not really on the agenda and initiating the cudge.

1. "Got home from work last night, couldnt wait for her to make a meal out of my penis"

"Sweet bro. how was it?"

"Well she asked for a cuddle didnt she, so I cudged the shit out of her"

"sweet"

2. "All I wanted was a some sympathy and a hug from Paul after the death of my dog but he cudged me instead"

by Perringtonwinklesworth January 21, 2013